Thursday, March 19, 2009

A Thought on Bathrooms

I was thinking today while taking a pee.

Someday we will all have unisex bathrooms. Why don't we now?
I guess the old theory is that you don't want someone checking you out while you are doing what nature makes you do, and sometimes making such wonderful noises while doing it, but...
If your worry is that people might check out your can in the can, or try to peep your peepee, then you can never use a public restroom again.
If the guy standing next to you is inclined to check out "yer business" while standing at the urinal, is that more or less likely in a unisex bathroom? Less likely, DUH! There wouldn't be urinals in a public toilet. So that means that any guy that isn't in favor of unisex bathrooms must want to check out my junk. If a girl is opposed to unisex bathrooms, it is probably because you don't want a guy to hear the noises that girls don't make anyways.
Trust me, most men are thinly veiled adolescents. We would think it is riotously funny and not in the least bit embarrassing.
So, to sum it all up, males that are opposed to unisex bathrooms are interested in me. Females that are opposed to unisex bathrooms are delusional.
It is an inevitability so lets not fight it anymore. Equality of the sexes starts on the toilet!
Profound, isn't it?

2 comments:

  1. You are missing the real reason. Boys are gross!!! I have been in boys' bathrooms, but avoiding the line at the women's was not worth it. Three words: pubs, pee and pew! No thank you!

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  2. Ha ha, I like Cerra's comment! I can't think of anything nearly as clever to say, so whatever!

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