A spicy little tidbit.

This is an excerpt from an email my dad forwarded to me.
It is quoted as a bit by Andy Rooney, who I normally think of as a complete douchebag but this was too funny not to quote.

"For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!"

Oh man. That's funny.