Best quote of the day. Got this in a tweet from Natalie Tran.

"In a cinema with nobody in it but myself. I'm tempted to make out with myself up the back and then move seats and throw disgusted looks"

I think I peed.

There is a lot going on that I can't/won't share with you all. So we will stick to the occasional video and humor post.

This ain't not content.

If you don't think this is funny, you don't know what funny is.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFY3c_JIx5A

There is a reason behind YouTube.

I'm just not sure what it is.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLDbGqJ2KYk

Too damn funny

Still there...

Bah.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9Q3orQhEcA

Believe it or not...

Egads.

During Heroes this week they played the theme song to "Greatest American Hero."

I LOVED THAT SHOW!

The only drawback? Now the damn theme has been stuck in my head ever since.

Because Jeff had never heard Monster Mash.

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The one in which stuff gets said...

Last night my super-hottie wife and I went on a date.
Can I just say that I LOVE the fact that our kids are old enough to self-manage? That way I can text Maxine from work and say, "Hey, we should go out tonight!" and not have to worry about a babysitter.

So we went to see one of the more romantic movies that is out currently. Zombieland. I know, total chick-flick, right? It has a wonderful love story.

This is a clip. Safe viewing and heeeelarious.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHpgMdyS7Sw

We also went to dinner at Iggys which was decent but I wasn't really hungry after gorging on popcorn. The raspberry iced tea was DIVINE though. I think it was the best I've ever had.

Happiness is never having to listen to you talk.

Did I get your attention? I thought that might. Have I told you lately that you look lovely today?
So those of you that have seen me lately know I have been growing out my beard. I don't know why. Some times I just get on a kick.

Yesterday, I felt like shaving it off. Before I did, I sported some lambchops. (For about a MINUTE!)
Maxine wanted a picture, so here it is:

When in doubt, shout it out...

Yep. Its been a while. Maybe that's because things have been rough lately.

This video sums up life. (It is highly offensive but made me laugh hysterically. Be careful.)


Now that things have settled a bit, I hope to get back to posting regularly.

Here is another great vid to tide you over:



Mad props to NGTV.com. They have some really great content and they don't censor people.