Dear Santa, Please bring me a zebra, and some starburst.
Love,
Maxine
p.s. I have been a very good girl this year.
J/K
I wish I was rich (monetarily, I am already rich in love)
I wish I had a rocking bod (basically that my big ass was matched by big boobs.)
I wish I had a jeep (with the gas mileage of a prius)
I wish I could go to France (not for fries but to see Monet's garden)
I wsh I had good teeth (to smile with)
I wish I played the drums (its a musical instrument that you hit with sticks, Like rock band but without the tv)
I wish I had a tatoo (a water lily on my back on my left shoulder, cuz I need to have a reason not to hate that shoulder and want it amputated all the time)
and finally
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl from the hood I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a six four empalla
Skee lo, are those the right words or is it like when Van Halen sings Panama and all I hear is Cannonball?
and now you all know a little bit more why I love her soooo damn much.
ReplyDeleteWho else can be so damn good looking (with a smokin' hot backend) and be funny and then wrap it all up by breakin out an old school rap verse.
Oh hellz yeah you are jealous!
I think its I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her.....but I'm not sure. Your way sounds good too!
ReplyDeleteP.s. your silly!
It isn't cannonball?... What'd I miss?...
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