This post is neither interesting nor is it humorous.
It is simply a recording of new milestones for this blog.
On November 26, we shattered the previous record by having 45 unique visitors to the blog! That was followed up on the 29th with 39 unique hits.
I have some content ideas kicking around in my noggin. Stay tuned.
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Tis the season
Cerra reminded me (via her blog) about ElfYourself.
And who says the Thompson men can't dance?
And in case you ever wonder what we do on Satrday night...
Have a great day!
And who says the Thompson men can't dance?
And in case you ever wonder what we do on Satrday night...
Have a great day!
Friday, November 28, 2008
Oh, me thinks you funny.
The guys over at LoadingReadyRun are damn funny.
I don't think I have ever posted one of their videos before because I don't know that their humor translates to general audiences. (Although it is clean for the most part)
They are currently doing a charity event. If you want to check out their website, check out their website.
Here is one of their videos...
And this one is too good to pass up.
I don't think I have ever posted one of their videos before because I don't know that their humor translates to general audiences. (Although it is clean for the most part)
They are currently doing a charity event. If you want to check out their website, check out their website.
Here is one of their videos...
And this one is too good to pass up.
Coming Soon...but not soon enough
Tee hee! I am a geek. I think everyone knows this.
Now I just have to way for May.
Enjoy.
Now I just have to way for May.
Enjoy.
Monday, November 24, 2008
Things happen. Deal with it.
This is a therapy post. You have been warned.
Do you ever get that feeling that things just aren't working the way they are supposed to?
I am going through my annual "look back" period as I get ready for my birthday. My dad used to tell me that time goes faster as you get older. I never believed him until I got older. Funny thing about little pearls of wisdom like that. They are always funny until you realize that they are true.
Anywho, as I mentioned, I have been spending a lot of time reflecting on the last year and how I have grown and what I did and did not accomplish. I won't go in to specifics because they are personal and you are too nosy.
I have spent a lot of time thinking about my mother in the last few months. As I get closer to the age she was when she died, it kind of freaks me out. I know she made a lot of dubious choices in her life but it would have been kind of nice to have known her. Or at the very least to know the medical history of that side of the family to know what to watch out for. I find myself wishing I had pictures, or some kind of good memories of her, but it is too late for all of that.
I am usually excited for my birthday. Its always right around Thanksgiving. (Because the entire country celebrates, and devoted a day to give thanks that I was born, of course.)
This year will be the first time in life that I have gone to work on my birthday. Normally, as I mentioned, I get excited. Not in anticipation of gifts or parties, but because I have always seen birthdays as a celebration of life. (And I have had a freakin' awesome life)
This year, I am just not that excited. I don't know why.
In the shower this morning, it dawned on me that Christmas is only a month away. I haven't even started to get excited for Christmas yet. I need to get into my holiday spirit!
I think my year boils down to this:
Things happen. Deal with it.
I have my goals for next year. (Don't ask, nosy nellie!)
I *WILL* be excited for the holidays!
YOU WILL BE NICE TO PEOPLE TODAY!
Do you ever get that feeling that things just aren't working the way they are supposed to?
I am going through my annual "look back" period as I get ready for my birthday. My dad used to tell me that time goes faster as you get older. I never believed him until I got older. Funny thing about little pearls of wisdom like that. They are always funny until you realize that they are true.
Anywho, as I mentioned, I have been spending a lot of time reflecting on the last year and how I have grown and what I did and did not accomplish. I won't go in to specifics because they are personal and you are too nosy.
I have spent a lot of time thinking about my mother in the last few months. As I get closer to the age she was when she died, it kind of freaks me out. I know she made a lot of dubious choices in her life but it would have been kind of nice to have known her. Or at the very least to know the medical history of that side of the family to know what to watch out for. I find myself wishing I had pictures, or some kind of good memories of her, but it is too late for all of that.
I am usually excited for my birthday. Its always right around Thanksgiving. (Because the entire country celebrates, and devoted a day to give thanks that I was born, of course.)
This year will be the first time in life that I have gone to work on my birthday. Normally, as I mentioned, I get excited. Not in anticipation of gifts or parties, but because I have always seen birthdays as a celebration of life. (And I have had a freakin' awesome life)
This year, I am just not that excited. I don't know why.
In the shower this morning, it dawned on me that Christmas is only a month away. I haven't even started to get excited for Christmas yet. I need to get into my holiday spirit!
I think my year boils down to this:
Things happen. Deal with it.
I have my goals for next year. (Don't ask, nosy nellie!)
I *WILL* be excited for the holidays!
YOU WILL BE NICE TO PEOPLE TODAY!
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Coraline coming soon...
As some of you know, and some of you don't, Neil Gaiman is my favorite author. One of his books, Coraline, will be released in movie form in February.
Here is the wicked awesome trailer:
httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuXZ8l4j8Ag
Incidentally, he also wrote Stardust, which was a pretty good movie, but the book was better. (Isn't that always the way?)
He is the author or co-author on most of my favorite books.
I strongly recommend you check him out.
Here is the wicked awesome trailer:
httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuXZ8l4j8Ag
Incidentally, he also wrote Stardust, which was a pretty good movie, but the book was better. (Isn't that always the way?)
He is the author or co-author on most of my favorite books.
I strongly recommend you check him out.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
A meeting of the minds.
On of my earliest, and fondest, memories is of watching Star Trek with my dad as we ate dinner. (This is before he got married, so TV trays and dinner ala Star Trek were still ok)
In my "more adult" days, I have grown fond of Monty Python.
Imagine my glee when Wil Wheaton posted this wonderful YouTube video.
Mmmm, tasty.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc
In my "more adult" days, I have grown fond of Monty Python.
Imagine my glee when Wil Wheaton posted this wonderful YouTube video.
Mmmm, tasty.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Dick Cheney Indicted
As you know, I *never* post anything political on this blog.
I also have a strong, warm-fuzzy feeling when it comes to the current administration.
Those things aside, after hearing about Dick Cheney's indictment last night on the news, I was intrigued. (Not enough to actually watch the news report, but whatever.)
I have read a few sources and think this is total bs. I may not agree with the man, but he appears to be the target of a vindictive DA that is on his way out.
Here is the New York Times article.
I also have a strong, warm-fuzzy feeling when it comes to the current administration.
Those things aside, after hearing about Dick Cheney's indictment last night on the news, I was intrigued. (Not enough to actually watch the news report, but whatever.)
I have read a few sources and think this is total bs. I may not agree with the man, but he appears to be the target of a vindictive DA that is on his way out.
Here is the New York Times article.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Things I am going to miss.
Like this:
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.
"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.
"How long did it take you?"
"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"
Or how about this:
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
Or maybe:
Q: What's George Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?
A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.
And, of course, this:
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
The topper:
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Have a good day everyone!
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.
"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.
"How long did it take you?"
"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"
Or how about this:
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
Or maybe:
Q: What's George Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?
A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.
And, of course, this:
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
The topper:
[caption id="attachment_83" align="alignnone" width="300" caption="I wish I could write captions for the news."]
[/caption]Have a good day everyone!
Monday, November 17, 2008
Are we different or are we the same?
I was thinking again. That always leads to trouble.
Are you the same person you were 15 years ago? Aside from all the "personal growth" stuff and maturity and all of that. Are you even similar?
Maxine and I are pushing up on 15 years this March and I have spent a lot of time thinking about our journey so far.
If the "then me" were to meet the "now me," would I recognize me? Usually when people think about things like this, it leads to the question, "Would the young me like the old me?"
I think that question is complete BS.
As I look back at the things I was doing 15-20 years ago...man, I was a dumbass.
It's amazing that I am not dead, in jail, or diseased. I have always been incredibly impulsive and lived for the moment. Most of my choices when I was younger reflect that.
That is why I met Maxine when I did. The universe has its way of bringing complimentary forces together.
Where I am impulsive, she is meticulous.
Where I am arrogant, she is humble.
When I am passionate and emotional about a topic, she is a thoughtful and level headed.
When she is passionate and emotional about a topic, I am thoughtful and level headed.
Where I am sometimes creative in my answers, she is honest in all she does. (I prefer being called a master of spin, thank you very much. It is a great skill to be able to twist the truth without having to lie.)
I love being able to watch a show with her and we can have a perfectly calm discussion on our very different views. It doesn't matter what subject. If we disagree, we can discuss it. (Although on most topics our views are fairly close. I think religion is the biggest gap.)
While it is pretty cliche to call your spouse your best friend, I think it is pretty obvious with anyone that knows us. When it comes to Maxine, I am pretty much a stalker with a healthy obsession. There are so many things she is good at, so many reasons why I love her. I won't bore you all with the details. (And believe me, I could go on for some time...)
I think it all sums up to one statement.
We are perfect for each other.
Are you the same person you were 15 years ago? Aside from all the "personal growth" stuff and maturity and all of that. Are you even similar?
Maxine and I are pushing up on 15 years this March and I have spent a lot of time thinking about our journey so far.
If the "then me" were to meet the "now me," would I recognize me? Usually when people think about things like this, it leads to the question, "Would the young me like the old me?"
I think that question is complete BS.
As I look back at the things I was doing 15-20 years ago...man, I was a dumbass.
It's amazing that I am not dead, in jail, or diseased. I have always been incredibly impulsive and lived for the moment. Most of my choices when I was younger reflect that.
That is why I met Maxine when I did. The universe has its way of bringing complimentary forces together.
Where I am impulsive, she is meticulous.
Where I am arrogant, she is humble.
When I am passionate and emotional about a topic, she is a thoughtful and level headed.
When she is passionate and emotional about a topic, I am thoughtful and level headed.
Where I am sometimes creative in my answers, she is honest in all she does. (I prefer being called a master of spin, thank you very much. It is a great skill to be able to twist the truth without having to lie.)
I love being able to watch a show with her and we can have a perfectly calm discussion on our very different views. It doesn't matter what subject. If we disagree, we can discuss it. (Although on most topics our views are fairly close. I think religion is the biggest gap.)
While it is pretty cliche to call your spouse your best friend, I think it is pretty obvious with anyone that knows us. When it comes to Maxine, I am pretty much a stalker with a healthy obsession. There are so many things she is good at, so many reasons why I love her. I won't bore you all with the details. (And believe me, I could go on for some time...)
I think it all sums up to one statement.
We are perfect for each other.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
I love my Bears.
But I love my family more.
That means I stopped watching today's game at halftime. Its probably a good thing.
Holy shit, it was BAD! After we got home from running a few errands, I commented to Maxine that at least I got to see the highlights before we left.
(That would be the one field goal that they managed to score and Brian Urlacher's interception)
I have been a Bears fan for my entire memorable life. Good years, bad years, in between years, all of them. There was a few years in there that I didn't follow them closely, but that is ok because they REALLY REALLY sucked during that period and I was not paying attention to any sports.
I have had so many highs and lows based on their performance. Its really an odd phenomenon. I heard someone on the radio mention once that sports fans lack perspective. They (the fans) need to realize that they care more than the athletes that participate. That person was specifically referring to NBA players but I think it holds true in all sports to some extent.
That being as it may, I will continue to spend my hard earned cash on merchandise commemorating my favorite teams. I may never go to their games for a variety of reasons but I support them however I can. (Mostly with unheard cheers, screams, and obscenities.)
I love the NFL and I enjoy watching many other sports. (Except hockey, soccer, and car racing. I don't understand any of those.) My newfound enjoyment of MMA fighting has expanded my horizons somewhat but it is still nowhere near my love of the NFL. I thought about doing a post on why I think football is the perfect sport but this post is already long enough. Maybe someday.
That means I stopped watching today's game at halftime. Its probably a good thing.
Holy shit, it was BAD! After we got home from running a few errands, I commented to Maxine that at least I got to see the highlights before we left.
(That would be the one field goal that they managed to score and Brian Urlacher's interception)
I have been a Bears fan for my entire memorable life. Good years, bad years, in between years, all of them. There was a few years in there that I didn't follow them closely, but that is ok because they REALLY REALLY sucked during that period and I was not paying attention to any sports.
I have had so many highs and lows based on their performance. Its really an odd phenomenon. I heard someone on the radio mention once that sports fans lack perspective. They (the fans) need to realize that they care more than the athletes that participate. That person was specifically referring to NBA players but I think it holds true in all sports to some extent.
That being as it may, I will continue to spend my hard earned cash on merchandise commemorating my favorite teams. I may never go to their games for a variety of reasons but I support them however I can. (Mostly with unheard cheers, screams, and obscenities.)
I love the NFL and I enjoy watching many other sports. (Except hockey, soccer, and car racing. I don't understand any of those.) My newfound enjoyment of MMA fighting has expanded my horizons somewhat but it is still nowhere near my love of the NFL. I thought about doing a post on why I think football is the perfect sport but this post is already long enough. Maybe someday.
Oddities abound
I've been in a strange mood again lately.
I have redesigned the site a bunch of times, posted almost no real content, and haven't really thought much. I realize that music videos are fun for some, boring as hell for others. I have been in the mood to watch them lately and have shared a few that "took me back."
I also realized today that it is pretty boring that I haven't posted anything else.
Content comes! I promise!
In fact, If you read this backwards, like everyone else does, you already read my post about the Bears. See! I told you!
I have redesigned the site a bunch of times, posted almost no real content, and haven't really thought much. I realize that music videos are fun for some, boring as hell for others. I have been in the mood to watch them lately and have shared a few that "took me back."
I also realized today that it is pretty boring that I haven't posted anything else.
Content comes! I promise!
In fact, If you read this backwards, like everyone else does, you already read my post about the Bears. See! I told you!
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Ode to the preferencial
Have I ever mentioned that I am a pig?
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKKONgfNONU
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-UVL4qnI8M
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKKONgfNONU
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-UVL4qnI8M
This was going to be part of the last post...
But then I realized how much I used to FREAKIN LOVE KID 'N PLAY!
They get their own showcase.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-uh9KgdqM0
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l4Nfg_zSyI
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOlY4C63ghA
They get their own showcase.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-uh9KgdqM0
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l4Nfg_zSyI
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOlY4C63ghA
If yous don't like this, then yous a busta!
Flashbacks rock!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21z67UBUxPk
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21z67UBUxPk
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Time to bring back the flava
It's a throw down!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7l250E5uM4
Uh! Yeah!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwb4LzEjROs
Am I the only one that appreciates this stuff?
I hope not!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7l250E5uM4
Uh! Yeah!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwb4LzEjROs
Am I the only one that appreciates this stuff?
I hope not!
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
When I Die...
So Maxine and I are sitting around talking, which is our favorite past time.
I came up with a great idea.
When I die, I want to be cremated.
Then, I want the urn buried in a hole.
My tombstone should read:
Here lies Mark,
The ash-hole.
Damn, I think that is sooo funny.
I came up with a great idea.
When I die, I want to be cremated.
Then, I want the urn buried in a hole.
My tombstone should read:
Here lies Mark,
The ash-hole.
Damn, I think that is sooo funny.
These are a few of my favorite things.
Sing it in your best Julie Andrews voice...You know you want to.
Anywho, Maxine posting Paramore got me to thinking. I haven't posted enough music videos lately.
Here are a couple from two of my favorite bands. **OK, only one for now. I gotta go to work**
Anywho, Maxine posting Paramore got me to thinking. I haven't posted enough music videos lately.
Here are a couple from two of my favorite bands. **OK, only one for now. I gotta go to work**
Watch more Godsmack videos on AOL Video
This is Godsmack. They are badassical.Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Oi! It's all about the poll!
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Ok, I said poll, not pole.
Maxine and I will be posting polls occasionally on the sidebar. (Right hand side of the page)
Please participate! They are a silly diversion and are pretty pointless.
[/caption]Ok, I said poll, not pole.
Maxine and I will be posting polls occasionally on the sidebar. (Right hand side of the page)
Please participate! They are a silly diversion and are pretty pointless.
Dangerously close to a rant....but not quite.
Kimi posted this.
Prop 8 in California was a crock. A huge steaming pile of shit that everyone should be ashamed of. (D'OH! Sorry)
I did not post about it because I can not talk about it without losing control and dropping more "f-bombs" than is healthy. It is taking all the self-restraint that I have to not rant right now.
Suffice it to say, I agree with the gentleman on the video that Kim posted.
I
Can't
Say
Anything
Else...
ARGGGGGGGGG!
Prop 8 in California was a crock. A huge steaming pile of shit that everyone should be ashamed of. (D'OH! Sorry)
I did not post about it because I can not talk about it without losing control and dropping more "f-bombs" than is healthy. It is taking all the self-restraint that I have to not rant right now.
Suffice it to say, I agree with the gentleman on the video that Kim posted.
I
Can't
Say
Anything
Else...
ARGGGGGGGGG!
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Decode video
Paramoe is a pretty kick ass rock band. Chick singer has cool hair all the time. I think they are even better now that they are on the twilight soundtrack. Here is their video for Decode their song from said soundtrack. ENJOY!!!!
***EDIT BY MARK***
Since this was pulled by YouTube, I found another one. This one from AOL Videos. Enjoy.
***EDIT BY MARK***
Since this was pulled by YouTube, I found another one. This one from AOL Videos. Enjoy.
Watch more MTVM videos on AOL Video
Saturday, November 8, 2008
My favorite song when I was little(r)
Man. When I was a wee laddie I loved the Muppets.
The Muppet movie had one of my all time favorite songs.
How about Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. It freakin takes me back.
The Muppet movie had one of my all time favorite songs.
How about Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. It freakin takes me back.
And now for something completely different...
I like crude humor. Didn't you already know that? Proceed at your own risk. And yes, this is an all time low for this blog. But hey, it's 2am and I can't think of anything better to do.
These are crude and some may not enjoy them. Please skip them if you are feeling sensitive.
From Dirty Love, a hella funny but under appreciated movie...
And a couple random YouTubes
If you have made it this far, what is wrong with you? This last one is offensive, crude, and contains nudity. It is also one of my favorite scenes from Dirty Love. Please do not watch it in the company of sensitive people, young people, or people that are humor-impaired.
These are crude and some may not enjoy them. Please skip them if you are feeling sensitive.
From Dirty Love, a hella funny but under appreciated movie...
And a couple random YouTubes
If you have made it this far, what is wrong with you? This last one is offensive, crude, and contains nudity. It is also one of my favorite scenes from Dirty Love. Please do not watch it in the company of sensitive people, young people, or people that are humor-impaired.
A word on censorship...
There have been several topics I have wanted to post about recently. Based on the responses to my last rant, I have opted not to. I only say this so that you will know that I value the opinions and feelings of many of you that read this. In the interest of remaining PC, I will try to keep things light and humorous in future posts. Of course, I will not promise not to rant on occasion. I feel very strongly about some things and need to vent on occasion. I guess ultimately it means I will listen more closely to Maxine's wise counsel.
On that note, Al Franken is running for congress in Minnesota. I have been a fan of his since SNL.
I think he's good enough, he's smart enough, and doggone it, people like him!
Read about it here?
On that note, Al Franken is running for congress in Minnesota. I have been a fan of his since SNL.
I think he's good enough, he's smart enough, and doggone it, people like him!
Read about it here?
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