A brain trust finally came up with a cure for stupid.
For those that don't know, stupid is a terminal, and often hereditary, disease that affects millions of Americans.
Signs include:
-Talking out your ass
-Making a fool out of yourself regularly
-Thinking you are, in fact, not stupid (aka Denial)
-Chronic confusion (Often wondering what the hell is going on)
-Other symptoms as described by your friends. (They can often spot the signs you missed)
The cure is quite simple and only takes 5 steps.
1) Go to your local grocery or convenience store.
2) Buy a pack of gum. Ask for a bag.
3) Return home, place the gum on the counter.
4) Firmly affix the bag to your head.
5) Breathe Deeply.
In no time at all, you will be cured and the world will be a better place.
For those truly affected, you may require assistance. If anyone offers to assist, please advise them that they are probably affected as well.
For those that need it, a visual:
Have a great day!
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