Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come stay with her over Christmas. And every Christmas Eve they would make a big bowl of cookie dough so they could make cookies on Christmas Day. And every time, the next morning the cookie dough would be gone. The grandma could never catch them, so this year she put metal bb's in the cookie dough. The next morning, the cookie dough was gone and soon Suzy came running downstairs.
''Grandma, I went to the bathroom to pee and bb's came out.''
"Suzy," Grandma said. "I know you've been eating cookie dough. Sit down." Then Jill came down and said ''Grandma, I went poo and there were bb's in it.''
"Jill, I know you've been eating cookie dough. Sit down." About five minutes later little Billy came.
''Grandma something terrible has happened, I was jerking off in the garage and I shot the cat!''
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Friday, December 19, 2008
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Tis the season
Cerra reminded me (via her blog) about ElfYourself.
And who says the Thompson men can't dance?
And in case you ever wonder what we do on Satrday night...
Have a great day!
And who says the Thompson men can't dance?
And in case you ever wonder what we do on Satrday night...
Have a great day!
Friday, November 28, 2008
Oh, me thinks you funny.
The guys over at LoadingReadyRun are damn funny.
I don't think I have ever posted one of their videos before because I don't know that their humor translates to general audiences. (Although it is clean for the most part)
They are currently doing a charity event. If you want to check out their website, check out their website.
Here is one of their videos...
And this one is too good to pass up.
I don't think I have ever posted one of their videos before because I don't know that their humor translates to general audiences. (Although it is clean for the most part)
They are currently doing a charity event. If you want to check out their website, check out their website.
Here is one of their videos...
And this one is too good to pass up.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
A meeting of the minds.
On of my earliest, and fondest, memories is of watching Star Trek with my dad as we ate dinner. (This is before he got married, so TV trays and dinner ala Star Trek were still ok)
In my "more adult" days, I have grown fond of Monty Python.
Imagine my glee when Wil Wheaton posted this wonderful YouTube video.
Mmmm, tasty.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc
In my "more adult" days, I have grown fond of Monty Python.
Imagine my glee when Wil Wheaton posted this wonderful YouTube video.
Mmmm, tasty.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc
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